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Who’d Win In A Fight? JEREMY KYLE vs ROBBIE WILLIAMS? Now then, which of these so called ‘ Celebrity Hard Men’ do ya reckon would win in a fight? I just can’t decide. It woul...

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Who’d Win In A Fight? JEREMY KYLE vs ROBBIE WILLIAMS?

Now then, which of these so called ‘ Celebrity Hard Men’ do ya reckon would win in a fight?
I just can’t decide.
It would be one hell of a scrap though, Jeremy in his suit & tie, grappling with a leather clad Robbie.
Who would win?
Also describe how the fight would happen

Dayum thats a good question!
I think that Jezza would get the upper hand first of all, by crouching low on the floor and, whilst furrowing his strangely wrinkly brow, would look deep into Robbies eyes and say “now buster, let’s get down to the truth…do you spend all your child support on marajooowaana?? Dont lie to me. Im a father, I know.”
Robbie would no doubt recoil in sheer terror, frozen to the spot by the (patented) Kyle steel gaze, and mutter something incoherent about being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and about how that ‘bloody Barlow’ always got the credit for his genuis. He might throw in a clothesline or a sharpshooter for extra pizazz (anyone else watch wwf as a kid?!) and win back the audience with a charming smile and a wobble of his famous belly.
Jezza would be unmoved by this, and after brushing off his suit, would thrust a bit of paper (containing the results of a dna paternity test) into Robbies face, mortally wounding him with a deft papercut to the cheek.
But all is not lost for our hero Williarms, who staggers over to a stereo, puts on a copy of ‘rudebox”, and presses play.
Jeremy, like everyone else on this planet, would run screaming, fleeing in sheer terror, unable to stand the unslaught of such a terrible record.
Ding ding! Fight over!

Ok, so maybe I got a little carried away. Its 5am and Ive had the best part of a bottle of wine. If you are still reading this, I salute you!